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is not only the hatred it generates for the Eastern world the feel for centuries the relentless encroachment of the West in his life, not only political or economic, also trying to cross his conception of life itself ....... .............. but not only talk about the various interventions that governments (not just European or gringo government) have had on the life of the average Muslim, the media, the Church Catholic herself, in a perverse and perverted attempt to accommodate more "followers" do not miss a chance to sell himself as the only way out to the "impending apocalypse" that they themselves have been concerned to promote with great care: Who is to argue the rest of the world is responsible for the war throughout the history of mankind? Does this church is not the históricxamente responsible for thousands of deaths, torture and destruction in the name of a prophet whose teaching was not the destruction as a goal? Maybe Jesus wallow in anger as he recalled the words of a Pope who claims to cite ancient texts in which irresponsibility is bequeathed to the Christian world .................

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ORLAND state some time in the West is much talk of consciousness that is not importa.Pero consciousness does not matter?

is the doctrine that we let Mr. Banana beautifully expressed by evangelist Rev. reaggeman. The matter is not a nihilistic doctrine of liberation, currently fashionable in some countries of the Americas, Asia and Europe. Consists of the wisdom that does not matter and is thanks to not matter because things do not matter.

That is, they know that no matter is to know everything and know everything does not matter. "Matter does not matter but if it does not matter." Welcome to this creed, the wisdom of knowledge: it does not matter.

Just as animals are aware of no matter, so must we the supposedly rational animals. Don't-care awareness is not only the response dialectic to the problems of life. The awareness does not matter is to come to understand that everything is and will power does not matter. The matter is not aware of how to harmonize with the whole, then the whole does not matter.

hope that someday you are aware of no matter, believing this unique philosophical system on earth.

Mr. Banana

tells us in his great doctrine that: no matter, does not tell us: nothing matters. and says, I care an ass. He says simply universal truth: no matter. And this truth becomes more valuable to the extent that things matter at that point is exactly where this system philosophy is just perfect. In chapter clarifying the doctrine of the great book of dialogues with Mr. Banana. Mr. Banana explains in detail this apparent contradiction, but great. This pseudo-contradiction is so important to realize it does not matter because that's where this doctrine becomes more effective and reality. It is as if Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself but if you hate it do not matter."

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according to the dialogues of Mr. Bananas: "... Being a dandyfesh is to be the wise man. Is the man who enjoys and celebrates being a dandy, but being very quiet, so quiet that fresh. It perfectly balanced combination of cynicism and Epicureanism From being a stoic and a lascivious. is the state of greater wisdom and tranquility in which to live. " However, the phenomenon has its connotations Dandy in the philosophical thought of the fifteenth to nineteenth centuries. Below, some excerpts from what it was designed dandy phenomenon in European societies of the time in mention:

Source: Roberto Echavarren. Androgynous art: fashion versus style, in: books Brecha, Montevideo, 1997). Edition is also in Argentina (Buenos Aires: Colihue, 1997).

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In principle there is no limit to the style jumps. We observed a constant overrun. Only that fashion tends to tame the style. To make it more tame, and reiterate the tautologies, such seemingly radical differences: a man is a man is a man and a woman idem Capital Marxist societies and, at least in part, societies or nazi Nazis regarded as an instrument style propaganda, or suppressed it. We might wonder what happens in capitalist societies. Here, the notion of fashion. Everything tends to be explained by fashion. It is true that this is a phenomenon alien to the Marxist societies, but there depends on the state stores, and a design from above almost confused with the plans of the political hierarchy, or simply elitist vestiges of specialty shops. In the flow of market capitalism is open to designs that have an aristocratic pedigree. If we consider for example the upper class French-the king and the nobility before the Revolution, warned that fashion was something the designers, in collusion with real power, created for the same royalty and the most exalted and powerful strata society. An aristocrat was a very different creature in appearance to a bourgeois, an artisan, a peasant. She dressed in style, living surrounded by objects, furniture, ornaments that depended on an update of fashion, and thus the model speaks Louis XIII, Louis XIV, XV, XVI, still sold in our furniture. From wigs to clothing, to the colors that were painted a room, art was appreciated, it was considered interesting or current fashion was the rule of a design from above, was concerned above all to the upper castes, and that was changing. Every king, every moment of power, brought his accent. Fashion was the art of designing the world from above, from the powerful and the rich. With the prevalence nineteenth-century bourgeoisie, fashion became the art of dressing and garnish with the bourgeoisie, with the remains of the aristocracy. Dress who had money. But then there is something different, a new type that was not discernible at all within the last century aristocratic areas. This new type is what is beginning to call the dandy. The core dandy follows landmark, but is no longer a mere aristocrat, and is also an anomaly with regard to the bourgeois world, how they dressed burghers. In the essay "The Painter of Modern Life" Baudelaire says the dandy has a certain nobility or aristocracy, but it is the nobility of blood. Try to discern what that distinction, that nobility is not caste, family. Goes on to say that a dandy can be "unemployed Hercules wanders through the Bois de Boulogne." Here emerges another situation, of the marginal, the unemployed . We went from fashion as a mica din of appearance and behavior, a school of taste, dress and attitudes, opinions and feelings, which is about the upper classes, to this other question of the appearance of the dandy that has to do with marginal, with the unemployed, even with the worker, except with the bourgeois medium. Are touching the poles rapidly. On the one hand, the high center of fashion and, secondly, the pole through the tangency dandy and marginal, is the style. The style appears in Baudelaire linked to lack of money, unemployment, no job, a marginal or a luxury estate trashy, ephemeral or worthless, and the right to laziness, which also touches or may touch the prostitution. The socialist Paul Lafargue, in his essay The Right to Laziness, 1880, report long hours of work required of the workers then. Tries to convince employers that shorter hours, as they were already law in England (ten hours), but not decrease productivity la aumentan, ya que un obrero menos cansado trabaja mejor. Piensa que tres horas de trabajo al día por persona es suficiente, o debería serlo, para asegurar un nivel satisfactorio de producción. Insta a los patrones a convertir a sus obreros en consumidores de los bienes (en muchos casos suntuarios) que fabrican, en lugar de competir por mercados externos alrededor del mundo. Arenga a los obreros para que, en vez de reclamar un derecho al trabajo con un máximo de horas, reclamen un derecho al ocio, con lo cual serían capaces de disfrutar de la vida y de eliminar el desempleo, ya que otros obreros se turnar n para completar los horarios en que ellos dejan de trabajar. Según Lafargue, las máquinas phased out the need for workers, or at least reduce the time they spend working. The dandy is a new aristocracy, not of blood, says Baudelaire, but the style. Embodies the individual who creates himself, adopting a lifestyle that allows you to enjoy every moment, to give to research and formulate a way of being born to an exercise of shameless discrimination and acceptance of their own inclinations . Instead of producing for the employer to the system, it produces itself. This is revealed in the aspect that gets, their dress, to appear, walking, living, the where it is and the times he frequents. Not including the bourgeois virtues and / or workers of the allowance and savings. Spend what you do not have, or whatever it gets thrown on the body . Often depends on the generosity of others. Maybe not as a system of organized prostitution, but as a bon vivant spirit. Indeed, the English dandies early nineteenth century used to come from impoverished families who had agreed, however, to education, schools for the aristocracy, and rubbed and played cards with friends richer. The money was sought through of gambling, with gusts of fortune aided by the skill, or potential loss and commitment to debt that could not afford alone. Depended on a lucky night or the generosity of his rich friends. The money obtained was spent ipso facto in their own appearance. Distinguished, called attention to a unique size, elegance in its purest form, without money or support, without the solidity of an aristocratic family. Were kept, fun and entertaining, and they gained value as specialists in the art of love, specialists from the leisure and fun. Set the tone, were the salt of the meetings, the excursions, parades or wagon rides. Were the most commonly wore and which enhanced the places and environments. When aged dandies ended in the most extreme and abject poverty, as cicadas who did not survive to their own summer, ruined and forgotten when he finished all his youth and that period that were in vogue and swing. Observer of the city, the streets of Paris, Baudelaire, a little later in the century, no longer located in the aristocratic dandy at meetings but on the sidewalks. The dandy is a street phenomenon found in a new open boulevard Hausmann, among the crowds. Highlights her figure, stands for something, perhaps by cutting the coat, by the way a fold down, I know not what. And that does not know what is discerned by someone who, if not it a dandy, is at least one expert, a specialist in dandies. The specialist is the painter of modern life, which sees the new features and can be painted, the artist who is referred to Baudelaire in his essay. The dandy is the singular, different. The style is a trait, an aberration, and never a fashion that it is not widespread. Fashion is a design that tends to uniformity, is for a group or body of citizens, now used this or that. Baudelaire's poem "To an intern" captures the frenzy, the punch that produces someone who emerges from the crowd and attracted by its unique characteristics. But do not reach know, the observer does not get to talk. She takes it all in a moment, look and gait. Someone who is not known and might never, in the anonymous crowd, be seen again. And yet it captures our vision, is a look to us, it brings us together and play or view anything that is within us, a secret to ourselves. Is a quasi-hallucinatory appearance, as if the object of a dream of ours.

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DIALOGUES WITH THE LORD BANANA

By: The Rev. Reggaeman

"Fortunately when I threw pull his head out the carriage window. Because otherwise I would have thrown up the heart "Mr. Banana

Foreword

philosophy This is a cheap, very cheap, so cheap that it is the ultimate truth. Count is unnecessary process, the longest road to get anywhere. Is the dialogue with Mr. Banana, count of wisdom that he left us when he was in the spacecraft spinning pointless and not going anywhere called planet earth. Wonder who is the lord banana? Mr. Banana is god, Mr. Banana is wise, is the basic root of knowledge itself. Lean his words carefully and let it penetrate and kick your soul. Let the Lord taught his wisdom bananas becoming more ignorant and free up freedom. Let him be your guide him through the depths of his confusion and his own lies. Let the Lord be with bananas on a path that is best explored without company. Let Mr. Banana destroy everything left to be destroyed within you In moments of sanity. Let Mr. Banana sow his seed in you rotten and reap the tears of truth Let Mr. Banana will show the way longer to go anywhere.

Part

Dawn Mr. Banana

"Today is a good day to say it does not matter" Mr. Banana

A day after waking from a nightmare chemistry, the worst of all, I realized I had to make a journey in search of truth, to find my true god and that true god is the lord banana. Mr. Banana has its own knowledge is the highest wisdom, but wisdom is not that we want to hear, is the killer. Wisdom is hard to adapt. After this trip very very close to death I realized that life must have something in depth. That is really live or die? that point? For what is all this? God exists? or actually happens. It is at this point where is Mr. banana in his infinite wisdom, comes to Earth and wisely answered all the questions that people do. Mr. Banana will guide us in this great journey to nowhere in the depths of the soul.

animals and belief in God

"And who does not love cows?" Little Jorge "Purrraahhh!! ! no matter !!!!" Alvarito parrot sapiens

At that time, Mr. Banana said to himself: "Can not believe in God or in a divine plan by the existence of the Animals "service animals parrots, sloths cows and show us that nothing matters and are there to indicate that there is no way. If there were no animals could believe in God but the fact that there are animals with many similarities to the human body shows that the human being is no different to any animal and therefore can not believe in God, we can only believe that there is nature and the fact that we are self-conscious does not mean that we are more important and much less that there is a god after all, God does not exist it is all natural with no purpose, that is the only truth. When I sought enlightenment después de mi pesadilla química, la iluminación apareció en forma de señor plátano, pero dude de el y gracias a mi escepticismo debí viajar por el camino mas largo para llegar a entender que el señor plátano es lo que buscaba y que antes de viajar ya había llegado, pero bueno. Hoy lo veo muy claro pero en esa época no lo vi así.
Ah!! igual no importa!
Yo amo las vacas y las amo porque son sabias, no las amo por su leche, ni por su carne, las amo porque saben el gran secreto de la vida y no les importa saberlo. Jorge pequeño también las amaba y aun las ama.
Porque como dice el:
“Hay que amarlas, no porque sean sagradas. Hay que amarlas por que saben la verdad, porque saben que no importa”.
Si do not believe I challenge you to ask a cow if it really matters. Mr. Banana teaches us that the best therapy is the imaginary animal as the great Alvarito and parrot voice therapy. Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!! Purrraahhh !!!!! never mind!!

That is the great phrase, and if he says it is wiser Alvarito Alvarito yet because it is not a common bird is the parrot sapiens. No says wants cocoa, simply tells us that it does not matter. Tells us and he answers that it does not matter. And that's very wise, Alvarito lives in the imagination and is a nice stuffed parrot red with his loud voice reminds us that things do not matter and that if we care about does not matter. Tells us ad nauseum, almost no matter erratically. That's great therapy. Always carry a Alvarito in your heart.

Wings

"My angel wings melted just before I melted the walkman" The Mr. Banana

One day Mr. Banana was found with an angel and that angel said: I know you you are the lord banana, you're like me, but what happened to your wings? he asked. Mr. Banana replied: I had my wings but I melted it burned with something that had been manufactured in the boilers of hell. Existential orgasm overdose with it ended up burning my wings. But what I do is fulfill my mission and the return to be sure. But as I do not regret having lost my wings since the only way to understand I'm an angel was losing it before or even seen them, and did not know he was an angel now is, I'm an angel without wings, but as always no matter.

Whatever, no matter

"I found it hard, it WAS hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind" Nirvana Smells like teen spirit to

Then Mr. Banana was found in the main square with an old queimportista And the old man told Mr. Banana: I'm as wise as you, my religion that matters. In that my religion is based on living in the matters like you do And Mr. Banana said: The way is similar but not the same as when your looking for something that I can import it and there is no such thing. You go looking for something that matters and I come back saying it does not matter and the old man was silent thinking what Mr Banana had said.

The manifesto of Mr. Banana

"a spade, a spade and ass ass" Mr. Banana

It said Mr banana to his disciples: "Stand up for not coming to talk ronald reagan Stand up for not coming to speak to the pope Stand up for what they hear is wisdom Stand up because they hear the manifesto of Mr. Banana. Mr Bananas I say: Try to live in peace, tranquility is the basis of a fresh life. Rest assured because no matter they are not very good nor very bad, absolutes are dangerous not think anyone, even yourself, much less Mr. Banana. Do not hate anyone, hate is making a big deal. Even if they want to do it for fun, Live in the contradiction it matter if everything goes well, this is the classic statement of toluene and assured that everything will be finished and hopefully we will die Do not believe in his body or in roles that run Do not take advice or listen to this I say this because I had to say something because I'm Mr. Banana not believe in anything, caguense in everything and be released from the pressure of the false reality Calm everything is perfect and what to Everything happens happen god and god is not no one is someone all false All is illusion. Do not forget, do not give advice or listen to this. Do not forget that no matter And above all to fulfill their mission. "

Messiah

dandyfresh rene orlando Swami said one day in the public square "I rene dandyfresh Swami orlando after I drink a delicious coffee Orlando and full use of my faculties, altered mental state that I am the Messiah, the new son of god This information is provided by the lord me bananas in a conversation I had with him. Now who I am and try to live well and live well is to live in peace, calm and patient because nothing matters. I just remember dying like a good time Messiah. I am the Messiah and do not care. "

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Tranquility

"That's why I'm easy I'm easy like Sunday morning" Lionel Richie Easy

One day Mr. Banana was found with a monk and this I ask: is that the peak of your teaching is the quiet but explain to me why should I be calm? And Mr. Banana I answer: First of all because no matter be or not quiet And because everything is perfect. Never doubt the perfection of all, never doubt the super order total. The monk told Mr. Banana: Teacher give me some advice to be quiet And Mr. Banana clear that if I reply: Do not let small problems to upset you and make all the problems into small problems. And the monk was very grateful to the wisdom given Mr. banana.

Mr. Banana speaks of himself

"Stay, stay awayStay awayGod is gay" Stay away Nirvana

A day in the late Mr. Banana was found with a group of men a ritual of fire and guide them. One man said: You are the great lord banana? master teacher? And the answer: yes it is me The man said: I've heard so much about you but I want you to tell us who you really are. And Mr. Banana said gladly tell them who I am "Who you ask I am? I am everything and nothing I'm not god, but I am the creator god who does not believe in God I am the god of those without God I am the god of those who do not want a god I am the way, I am the truth and the life But I'm not a contradiction. I am the wisdom and infinite ignorance I'm Mr. Banana, the worst of the gods The spiritual absurd because there I'm omnipresent omnipotent because I do not I am the god in which I believe all animals and I am nothing I am the Lord Bananas the god of those who know that no matter "After saying that Mr banana was there.

live the suicide

"First dead before losing his life" Master Roberto Gomez Bolaños El chavo "One of the luxuries of being at point die is that nothing really matters "Mauricio china Caviativá

Mr. Banana was walking when he met a man who told him: You are Mr. Banana the great sage? have to say suicide? And Mr. Banana answered: Suicide is the ultimate act. But only do it because it does not matter, do not do for something that happened in your life is not as a way to escape Do it wisely, do it because no matter. Also keep in mind time die die in time is the great doctrine. He lives just, live long enough, or a minute or a minute less. long live the suicide, the real suicide because those that do not matter, those who do when their mission has been completed. That is the great teaching of Christ After the meeting Mr Banana went on.

Freedom

"as free to murder me with kindness." Swami dandyfresh Rene Orlando Fear

One day Mr. Banana was found with an anarchist in the street and that he told Mr. Banana: I'm really free if my doctrine is "without gods or state" and likewise alive you have to say to that? And Mr. Banana said: I think free, very open with your teachings anarchist "without gods or state," but you are free from anarchy? are free from your nihilism or're more caught and confused in your mental prison thinking that you're free. I invite you to get rid of your beliefs and your beliefs, not knowing that it does not matter. You scream from your cell that you'll be free but only free if you do not care to be. And when you do not mind your cell will be converted into a prosthetic your wings on which will fly into your own infinity. You are only free when you believe in the Lord banana because bananas believe in the Lord is to be completely free, Free to freedom. At that time the anarchist became a believer of Mr. Banana, a believer His infinite wisdom. And so it was really free because they no longer cares about freedom.

Truth

"Is not a lie if you believe it." George Constanza

One day Mr. Banana was sitting on a park bench and came a skeptic who said aloud to all persons who were in the park: Hey everyone! The there is no truth, truth may be does not matter. The matter is not a shield that does not serve very weak after a while those who believe in no matter can not fully believe it is an absurdity, a contradiction. The truth does not have Mr. Banana, Mr banana is not free and his wisdom is rubbish it does not matter is a crutch that prevents you from falling into total nihilism. He does not matter is like the chess player urinating on board to not lose the game no matter how the lies I have to answer this? And Mr. banana in his infinite wisdom he only replied: "No matter! And the skeptic was scared because he discovered that Mr. Banana it was really wise and was afraid to believe in it.

End of Part One.

Second part

"Cali is Cali and the rest is Cali." Mr. Banana

Dandyfresh

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Mr. Banana told a sapiens sapiens: You must be a dandyfresh. And sapiens sapiens asked Master to be a dandyfresh? And Mr. Banana answered: Being a dandyfesh is to be the wise man. It is the man who enjoys and celebrates being a dandy, but being very quiet, so quiet that fresh. It's the perfect combination and balance of cynicism and Epicureanism From being a stoic and a lascivious. Is the state of greater wisdom and tranquility in which to live. The wisest point of life is to be a dandyfresh. So you should be. Now I invite you to provide for all dandyfresh with this recipe that I below

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The clarification of the doctrine

"Thank god i just do not care" Lou Reed Heroin "Skin color does not matter but Black people do not want me "confession of a pig triburbana

The Mr. banana in one of his walks came across a conscious reaggeman which said unto him I am aware of reaggeman, a non-conscious mind, I wish I did not care anything but there are things that I care. I'm failing in great lord? Mr. Banana said: You're not failing at all because the doctrine is: "Never mind, but if you import does not matter" Remember this and be a wise and peaceful. And Mr. Banana went on.

Trinity

One day Mr. Banana was found with a hermit who said to him that there is a trinity of you but it is a mystery, which is the Trinity? And Mr. Banana answered: It is very simple, we are three entities in one person We are the perception of God, a Messiah who is the angel and the holy spirit is reaggeman. That's great mystery and can you believe it or not but that's the truth.

time

One day Mr. banana in one of his walks he met an astronomer who said to him: Great Lord have to say about the weather? And Mr. Banana answered: "Time does not matter and everything is an instant." At that time Mr. Banana moved on, leaving only the astronomer to meditate on what he had said.

The decision of toluene

"My Oracle is toluene" Swami dandyfresh rene orlando

dandyfresh rene orlando Swami one day be raised to St. andresito island and met with Mr. banana said unto him not to do and I'm falling into the clutches of ignorance I see nothing clearly where I find wisdom? And Mr. banana will answer: In times of confusion seeks sentence of toluene and find you need wisdom and strength you want. But try not to abuse of toluene. And refer to only as ceremonial The dandyfresh swami became happy on planet earth.

The great swami dandyfresh meeting with Mr. Banana

Great Day Mr. Banana met the swami dandyfesh rene orlando on planet earth. The swami dandyfresh "Teacher of teachers is life? Mr. Banana answered: That is the big question, life is a feature of matter which has no purpose and is therefore better to say "never mind." Teacher, What is death? It is the absence of life but also has no background, no matter, "Mr. Banana. Now let me ask my "Mr. Banana: Do you believe in the wisdom does not matter? And the swami dandyfesh says: Of course that is based teacher all my life. And Mr. Banana said if you would not have met so many questions in your head. Never mind, we could spend eternity asking and answering questions but if it does not matter. The swami dandyfesh rene orlando reversed its path of wisdom does not matter. And he was very happy because finally really understood that it does not matter.

The creation and destruction

"If I were paralyzed would smoke heroin." Kiku Mistu Perfect day

Mr. Banana was found again with the astronomer who asked this time : Grand Master you have to say about the creation and destruction? And Mr. Banana answer: The creation and destruction are the two parties which divide it. Are the two parts of the existing and neither has any reason. One is like inhaling and exhaling, but another is like breathing really matters? One is the dawn and the other is the decline but to live that day? One is the light and the other the dark but can see the color matter? The creation and destruction are opposing forces are in eternal rivalry and harmony only when we understand that not matter. There are no purpose forces, we must understand that the great creator is the great destroyer to die is born and birth is death. The creation and destruction are the same because in essence not matter.

Destiny

"Today I met a friend who did not know" Osquitar "I now believe in the past as a point of arrival" Raúl Gómez Jattin

On one occasion, Mr. banana met an astrologer who told him you want to know what the future holds? Mr. Banana answered: No, not interest me or my future or my past, the truth does not matter. The astrologer said, just do not believe in fate? And Mr. Banana answered: Yes, I think everything is perfect and what should happen just happens, but what interests me is not knowing, to know my fate if it does not really matter. To know what will happen if it does not matter that exists. And the astrologer went on.

Vegetarianism

"It's okay to eat fish Cause They Do not have any feelings" Something in the way nirvana

At that time, Mr. Banana was like all good dandyfresh enjoying a meal offered to him which included meat, a vegetarian then approached him and said: You say you are wise? You should not eat meat because eating meat is eating something that comes from a killing, eating meat is bad. There are so wise, that disappointment. Y Mr. Banana said, still do not know the good news? The good news is: "Never mind" I am sure that if I died my brother animals eat me, that would be a bad thing? You down? I'm glad it did not come to please anyone. It's okay to be vegetarian, but also well not to be also good and evil only exist in ignorance. So go your way and do not bother me.

Rational Animals

At that time, Mr. Banana was found with an existentialist who told him: You are the master teacher Mr. banana? And Mr. Banana answered: Yes, you're right that's me, you want from me? And Existentialist said: If you are so wise answer me one thing why do we exist? And Mr. banana will answer: We exist to nothing and nothing, really nothing matters, everything is an accident of matter, an unfortunate accident of nature, we are the point at which matter is self-conscious but with no clear objective . We are located consciousness in a large cluster of cells. We're just rational animals, the worst of the possible combinations and so only I can guarantee it does not matter. And then the existentialist understood the greatness of the stupidity of there and kept going very quiet.

Let it be

"When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary Comes to me speaking words or wisdom let it be" the Beatles let it be

Another day, Mr. Banana was found with a scholar who knew his wisdom and this scholar told Mr. Bananas: Your lessons are useless, as I can live in does not matter? is impossible to apply your wisdom, if it does not matter as you can do something? You answer that? And Mr. Banana answered: You are quite right becomes almost a paradox that paradoxically does not matter. But look! is how to interact with the other doctrine that says the parrot Alvarito sapiens and is: "Let it be" Whenever there is confusion at the time to act with care not to let it be used. Let it be the answer. If you do not know what to do. Let it be continuous fresh!.
El erudito le agradeció mucho al señor plátano por esa respuesta.

La vida futura

“Si usted me ahoga le digo a mi mama”

Leonardo

“Si Hitler viviera ya estaría muerto”

El señor plátano

One day Mr. Banana was found with a man who said to him: I know who you are, you're the world's largest wise and just because you do not mind, is that true? And Mr. banana will answer: No matter the man said, do you have to say about the afterlife? And Mr. banana will answer: The future life or past life does not matter because they do not actually exist. Dying is like sleep without dreaming, is the total silence, no reincarnation, resurrection or eternal life, so she is quiet because no matter. The man said, and there is Purgatory? No!. There is no way a trial of our actions, no a heavenly reward, no punishment hell do not forget. Does not exist and hence it does not matter. And this man was very quiet after listening to these great truths.

End of the second half.

Part Three

"We love death, Americans love life that's the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden

The encounter with the radical

"A glass at the bottom of the ocean is a full glass of water." Miguel Tomasin

At that time, Mr. Banana was found with a man who said: Are you the one who said that his credo is "do not care?" Well, prove Marcato an X on the forehead with a knife, cut your forehead and shows that we really do not care. Or do you care? If you do not care! And Mr. Banana answered: Where does not matter, no matter and I have to prove anything by the very fact that no matter the man said: You are a liar then? Mr. Banana answer: No matter who I am The man said again demonstrates that no matter And Mr. Banana said: You're still too radical to understand what this wisdom really is. If I do not really understand what would ask for a demonstration. Have not you noticed? I'll tell you one last time to see if you understand. NO MATTER! You understand? if it does not matter if you import does not matter and it does not matter, there is nothing to prove and the most extreme and radical is only the midpoint of this wisdom. For the ends do not matter. Now I leave you to understand what I said. The man was confused after this encounter. But after he did not care.

The meeting with jesusiano

Mr. banana one day he met a believer in Jesus who said, "Believe in Jesus the Son of God, the true Messiah and believe in your great lesson: "Love your neighbor as yourself." And Mr. Banana replied: I am God, my son is also the Messiah and my teaching is: "It does not matter and if matter does not matter." You should believe in me Because Jesus believes in me. The jesusiano said: How dare you say that, that is blasphemy cursed. And Mr. Banana said, I just know that Jesus was a believer does not matter but in a very radical because he gave up his life and did not care. He knew that no matter and do not mind dying. As the Messiah does not matter, my son rene orlando dandyfresh swami who will die because no matter. He is the Messiah who do not care, the Messiah of those who do not need a Messiah. Besides turning the other cheek like Jesus said it is an action coming from does not matter if you do not mind getting hit, do not mind getting another. That's just not important. And jesusiano went without understanding what Mr. Banana said.

The

Buenagente

Mr. Banana was walking through the countryside and found a man Buenagente. And this he told Mr. Banana: Hey are you the great lord? Mr. banana? The wisdom embodied? And Mr. Banana answered: If it's me and you who you are? And the man replied: I am the Buenagente small Jorge M. banana said: "Congratulations for the Buenagente is a great doctrine, that to be bad people if they can be a Buenagente. It is the best way to grease the gears of the interaction with other people. Furthermore, as Ramon says "the virtue of good living is in good manners." The doors have Buenagente andresito island san always open. You know the great truth, you know it does not matter, well you know how wonderful it is to be a Buenagente. Congratulations, see you in san adresito island the promised land and Mr. Banana went on. Jorge small I am very grateful for this meeting with Mr. Banana.

The contradiction

At that time, Mr. Banana was found with a contradictory doctrines and that he told Mr. Banana: I have not found in your doctrine of contradiction or the existence of an anti-messiah, a antireaggeman or the opposite of you. And Mr. Banana answered: You have not found because there is no such thing in this doctrine, there are no opposites. There is only the wisdom and the trinity, no no contradiction. And he replied saying contradictory: In all there are opposing good and evil exist can not say that there And Mr. Banana said: Do not get entangled more! If there does not matter if there are not important. It was at that moment that he ceased to be contradictory to become a peaceful disciple of wisdom "do not care."

The dead

Walking was Mr. Banana and saw a handful of people around something or someone. Came and what people were seeing was the corpse of a young man who had died in circumstances that do not matter. The people were disturbed by this event but Mr Banana was not. Among those was one who knew Mr. Banana was approached and asked, Grand Master, as links does not matter with this? Still does not matter? And the Lord answered him with bananas more than infinite wisdom: Did I have to say it again, I have to be so emphatic and repetitive to understand that neither life or death matter. But that person replied, Maestro you feel at this time to see this body? The really feel happy for him, because he is in an ideal state, I can not say that life is better or worse is in life. Only I am glad for because it is in life and that's the best. Should be envious of him. Having said that Mr banana there was whistling a cheerful tune.

life categories

"Disabled persons will never be Dadaists" Mr. banana

At that time, Mr. Banana was found with a professor who told him: I do not understand the importance of life but a great teacher of teachers want to know if within that

non-importance of life are no categories or everything is a category the category of no matter: Mr. Banana said: That you have done is a great question and there is a big question a great response and it is this: There are three categories in life but let me remind you do not matter and are the following: "the horrible which is the category in which they are the blind, the crippled, the Siamese and all those who do not know how to live because their existence is horrible. "The misery that is the category in which people are leading a life of poverty and heavy weights in his life but life is not completely horrible. And the stupid which is the category of living well as the rich, kings, princes and all the people who live a life that is neither horrible or miserable these are the three categories of life. So if your life is north of stupidity will be at the peak of life. The Chair thanked Mr. his wonderful banana lesson.

The elements does not matter and

One day Mr. Banana was found one of those people who is all and nothing, which asked, "Teacher you have to say about the elements? And Mr. banana replied: Items are everything and everything no matter the water wet, fire burns, the land supports the wind blows, and true essence of the four elements is the void that is the fifth element, does not matter. Water does not mind wet, the fire does not care to burn, the earth does not care to endure and the wind does not mind blowing. The elements do not care and so are the whole, because no matter.

x =- x

One day Mr. Banana was found with a mathematical which he told Mr. Banana: I recently met someone who claimed that your doctrine does not exist the opposite is true? And the Lord answered him banana: Actually what I said about the counter was, "If there are not important and not matter if you do not exist." And the mathematician asked? You can prove it mathematically? And Mr. Banana answered: What limited your profession does not let you see the truth but I'll explain in words you know: If X is not important, then-X is if you import it? No matter is the same as if it matters because it does not matter And Mr. Banana drawing in the dirt with a stick:

X =- X

And the mathematician said, as it is possible that x is equal to-x because that happens? Easy said Mr. Banana, x is equal to-x, because no matter you do not understand? And the mathematician chose not to understand that to not make your life a nonsense, and went from there fast. And would not understand that X =- X.

The encounter with the pedophile

In certain or uncertain time Mr. Banana was walking through the field and suddenly beside the road was a pedophile raping a child. Mr. Bananas to see this confusion he felt in his head and was tempted by the thought does not matter and leave without doing anything but decided to stop pushing this act pedophile and freeing the child who ran away And then the pedophile tells Mr. Banana: Not exactly your doctrine that states that no matter? Happens or is that if you import? You seem to contradict shit too talkative. Mr. banana inside knowing that no matter replied: This well. I lost this battle but never let an act of those in my presence. The pedophile told: You're a big liar if you do not mind no matter or what happens? Explain how is your doctrine. Mr. Banana said I have nothing to explain to you and went from there.

The absurdity

"I do not belong to a club that will accept me my membership." Groucho Marx "Opium is the opium Village "Mr. Banana

A scholar asked Mr. bananas in the public square: Why do not you talk nonsense? Mr. Banana answer: From absurd? is that you have not noticed? I have not spoken the truth about something else. When I ask God, by time or by the truth and I tell them, my words only speak of the absurd, absurdity is not it? it is absurd to not matter? is not absurd all the existence and live in this ball of earth and water called planet earth without any sense? It is absurd to open our eyes, get up and live? It is absurd to menstruate and die? That I can talk more? Everything is absurd, but no matter can not speak of the absurd? I've only spoken the truth because only the absurd that is possible to speak. And the intellectual he replied: "But how can you say that everything is absurd is absurd if not, the opposite of reason? How can you say that everything is opposed to reason? Mr. Banana answered: Just tell the truth, reason does not exist, everything is absurd and the reason is just a fiction. At that time Mr. Banana left there without saying a word or say goodbye. And the intellectual understood this important lesson: Everything is absurd because no matter.

Lighting

Mr. Banana met a Buddhist who said: You are the Mr. banana? The sage of sages, knowing that not matter? And Mr. Banana said: yes, that's me and you who you are? I am a Buddhist in search of my light in search of nirvana should I do to find it? Mr. Banana answered: Just when you do not find the state amount of lighting you'll find. Only when you do not mind, you will find St. andresito island, the peak of enlightenment. Do not look for your island san andresito find him! And it was peaceful Buddhist to practice what you taught Mr. Banana.

True religion

A day in the afternoon he met Mr Banana an old nun who told him: Your religion Not true, the only true religion is mine. Become a mine and save yourself. Mr Bananas I answer: There is no true religion or even mine is true. Do not get entangled more! believe that the creator of the universe would send us a religion? Think the Almighty would send us books to his word? no religion is true and not believe in salvation after this life there is nothing and if something is not important. Should You become my religion, religion does not matter, religion without salvation, nihilistic religion, the religion of those who believe in a very short, the religion which believe that no matter and if matter does not matter. The old woman was quickly there, he was afraid to stop believing in their religion.

Azzi Spoke Zarathustra

"God is not dead, simply never existed," Mr. Banana "zzuperzzenzzazzional zzuperzzenzzazzional zi zi zi zi" hate zzuperzzenzzazzional botero

absurd in the day but it all looked the same color of a pink color does not matter why, but it looked that way, Mr. Banana was walking along a mountain and found no more or no less than the ungodly Zarathustra, he had finished speaking with a white-haired old man about God and Zarathustra said, I ze who erez, erez the banana Zenor which maize beyond eztar ezta above or below the good and evil. That buzcaz here? Mr. banana replied, not looking for anything. I already know everything. I do not need anything or want anything. And Zarathustra said that erez Dioz zierto Ez as todoz believe? And Mr. Banana said: That many believe is not the case. The truth but maybe I'm not concerned with truth? It matter to correct them or always tell the truth?. God I'm not that God never was. God is not dead, simply never existed. And that's why I'm not god but if it could be mediocre and no one besides notary who could care? Zarathushtra replied; entoncez who erez? and wherein depozitaz creenciaz tuz? Mr. Banana answered: I'm just Mr. Banana wise sage master teacher, who preaches does not matter, I have many beliefs and I have them, really I just think that no matter and no matter believe and that's all . That's what I notice, not care. And Zarathustra said, I will Annunzio to zuperhombre and zupernoimporta, man and no matter should zer overcome. And Mr. bananas with more than infinite wisdom said, Superman and súpernoimporta, no matter what, even simply be overcome no matter overcome, that's all you need to know, do not forget it but if you believe in superman the súpernoimporta and God is dead does not matter. It was at that time that Zarathustra understood the importance of the matter not be dismissed Mr. banana down the mountain and began the decline of Zarathustra we all know.

The dismissal of Mr. Banana

"Understand That friends come and go" Baz Luhrmann Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen) "Die on time: that is what teaches Zarathustra "Thus Spoke Zarathustra Friedrich Nietzsche

One Friday, Mr. bananas arrived in the public square and saw that there were many of the People with which he had spoken and I take the time to leave for his mission was finished. He said aloud: I have the wisdom, now is your duty to put it into practice, there is nothing else that should know, my mission is over. And answered all their questions and teach them how to answer any questions you have in your heart to be aware that it does not matter. Just take a simple life and do not forget: No matter. Try not to forget this wisdom and find their own island san andresito. Now I have to leave. Goodbye! And then Mr. Banana walked toward the crater that sometimes was the backdrop for many of its dialogues and once in the volcano put on his swimming cap and happy boldness nailed by a big burning lava.

End of the talks with Mr banana.

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D ejen that Mr. Banana taught wisdom becoming more ignorant and free up freedom. Let Mr. Banana destroy everything left to be destroyed within you In moments of sanity. Let the banana selñor you sow in your rotten seed and harvest the tears of truth Let Mr. Banana will show the way longer to go anywhere.